Greek-Lover

Welcome to Greek-Lover
 
HomeHome  PortalPortal  CalendarCalendar  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  MemberlistMemberlist  UsergroupsUsergroups  Log in  

Share | 
 

 Mighty Mouse

Go down 
AuthorMessage
D@rk_M@ster
Admin
Admin
avatar

Posts : 146
Join date : 2007-08-03

PostSubject: Mighty Mouse   Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:04 pm

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://greek-lover.forumotion.com
 
Mighty Mouse
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Built up my First Mouse Racer Engine!
» Rebuilding a Black Widow, mouse racer style.
» huge sale at the Door Mouse in Bettsville, Oh
» tent sale at door mouse in Bettsville, oh
» Danger Mouse Banana Man and Count Duckula

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Greek-Lover :: General Discussion :: Jokes-
Jump to: