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PostSubject: Pokey Pachyderm   Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:11 pm

A man arrived at a small village in India, and he could barely walk. He asked a villager where he might find a doctor, and he was directed to a tent. The man hobbled inside and groaned, "Oh doctor, can you please help me?"
"What's wrong?" said the doctor.

"Well, my asshole is in terrible pain."

"Let me look," replied the doctor.

So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his asshole was the size of basketball.

"Wow, how did you get your asshole that big?"

"An elephant had his way with me."

"Well sir, I may be a human doctor, but I know that elephants have extremely long and skinny penises."

"Yeah, I know. But this elephant used his finger."
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