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PostSubject: Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips   Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips Icon_minitimeSat Aug 04, 2007 11:15 pm

10. Splash on a little goat's blood.
9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents.

8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.

7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus!

6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed.

5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison.

4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents"

3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites.

2. Name a camel after her.

1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."
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